The Storefront is Now a SimpleX Group
📬 Requests & Disclosures
Outside the group? Use email for anything that is not a live order.
How to make a request or disclosure:
| What you need | What to do |
|---|---|
| Security disclosure | Email with subject [DISCLOSURE]. Include impact, reproduction steps, and a contact method. We acknowledge within 72 hours. |
| Impersonator / scam report | Email with subject [REPORT]. Attach the profile name, group link, and screenshots if you have them. |
| Custom or bulk order | Email with subject [REQUEST]. Include product, quantity, destination country, and preferred payment coin. |
| Dead or saturated group link | Email with subject [LINK]. A fresh invite goes out to you by reply and via Nostr. |
| Press, research, partnership | Email with subject [PRESS]. Tell us your outlet, deadline, and what you need. |
Keep it clean. Email is not end-to-end encrypted by default. Send only non-sensitive details here. Order contents, delivery addresses, invoices and payment proofs belong only in your private SimpleX chat.
PGP available on request — just ask and we will send our public key.
💳 Accepted Payments
No cards. No bank transfers. No payment profiles. No identity.
| Asset | Network | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| BTC | Lightning | Fastest and cheapest. Invoice expires in about one hour — request a new one if it lapses. |
| BTC | On-chain | Transparent ledger. Block confirmation required before hardware ships. |
| XMR | Monero | Ring signatures and stealth addresses by default. Recommended. |
| ZEC | Zcash | Shielded (z→z) transactions only. Unshielded t-address payments are refused. |
| ARRR | Pirate Chain | Fully shielded chain, zk-SNARKs, no transparent transactions at all. |
How payment works: you tell us which coin you want in your private chat, we reply with a quote and a payment address or invoice. Crypto rates are locked for 15 minutes; after that we requote. Pay directly from your own wallet — we never touch a card processor and never see your name.
Everything now happens in one place: our SimpleX group. It serves as our storefront, catalog, and support desk.
This guide details how to join, how to order safely, and provides our complete price list.
⚠ The One Rule, Up Front
We will never message you first.
Every order happens in a private chat that YOU open from inside the group. Anyone who DMs you claiming to be us is a scammer — ignore and report. Anyone asking for payment in a chat you did not open is a scammer. No exceptions, ever.
AJoin the Group (3 Steps)
https://smp8.simplex.im/g#p_BfqM4ar91ZQawG8YTUIhxJ92BDMpJrGBL2miHpe3c
- Install SimpleX Chat: Download from official app stores, or grab the APK from the SimpleX website/GitHub. No phone number, email, or account is required to install or use it.
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Open the Link:
- Mobile: Tapping the link opens SimpleX and asks you to confirm joining.
- Desktop: Copy the full link, open SimpleX, choose the
+(new connection) flow, select “Join group via link,” and paste.
- Set Your Display Name: Choose anything you like; nothing about it links back to you. For maximum anonymity, enable Incognito mode in settings before joining: SimpleX will use a random profile with us and every other member.
Note: Group links can saturate. If joining fails, the link hit its limit and a fresh one will go out via email and Nostr.
BVerify Before You Trust (30 Seconds)
- Check the Owner Badge: In the group’s member list, our profile is listed as Owner. That badge is enforced by the group protocol — it cannot be spoofed by a lookalike name. Names in SimpleX are NOT unique. Trust the Owner badge, not the display name.
- Initiate Private Chats: Open private chats only by your own action: tap our member profile → Direct Chat, or long-press one of our messages → “Reply Privately.”
- Ignore Unsolicited DMs: Never accept, reply to, or pay anything in a DM you did not start. We do not have staff DMing members.
- Keep Sensitive Info Private: All delivery addresses, invoices, and payment confirmations belong ONLY in your private chat with us. Never post them in the public group.
CHow to Order (The Private-Chat Flow)
The group functions as a read-only catalog and announcement board. Every order, quote, question, and invoice lives in your private chat.
- Open your private chat with us (as shown in Part B).
- Copy, fill out, and send the template below:
ORDER
Product: [e.g., VPS M / Pixel 8a / UK number, 12 months]
Plan/Variant: []
Quantity: []
Delivery country (hardware only): []
Payment: [BTC-Lightning / BTC on-chain / XMR / ZEC / ARRR]
Notes: []- Quote & Invoice: We reply with a quote and a payment request in the coin you selected — a Lightning invoice, an on-chain address, or a shielded XMR/ZEC/ARRR address. Lightning invoices typically expire within the hour. If yours lapses, request a new one. On-chain orders wait for block confirmations before hardware ships.
- Payment: Pay directly from your own wallet — no cards, no chargebacks, and no payment profiles.
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Delivery:
- Digital Goods (VPN configs, eSIM QRs, number inboxes, relay/LNbits credentials) are delivered as files or messages in the chat within minutes.
- Hardware ships from the US in plain packaging, with tracking provided directly in chat.
- Order Reference: Your order reference is your identity for warranty claims, renewals, and upgrades. Save it outside the app (SimpleX history lives on your device; a lost profile is a lost inbox).
Hardware Honesty Clause: Couriers need a delivery name and address. Provide what you are comfortable with. We do not ask for ID, and paying in crypto keeps your name off the payment record entirely.
DFull Product Stack & Pricing
All digital infrastructure runs on hardware we operate ourselves and pay for via Lightning. Hardware reprices monthly with exchange rates.
1. DeGoogled Phones (GrapheneOS Out of the Box)
The smooth Android experience minus Google background telemetry. Every device is set up verified and locked.
Includes:
- GrapheneOS installed, verified boot intact, and full setup consult.
- Pseudonymous purchase (your name never touches hardware records).
- App-transition guidance (F-Droid, Aurora Store, open-source replacements).
- Optional private cloud setup (end-to-end encrypted mail, chat, files).
- 30-day DOA hardware warranty.
| Device Model | Price (EUR / TTD) |
|---|---|
| Pixel 6a | EUR 278 / $2,174 TTD |
| Pixel 6 | EUR 300 / $2,352 TTD |
| Pixel 7a | EUR 380 / $2,973 TTD |
| Pixel 7 | EUR 369 / $2,884 TTD |
| Pixel 8a | EUR 459 / $3,594 TTD |
| Pixel 8 | EUR 499 / $3,905 TTD |
| Pixel 7 Pro | EUR 510 / $3,993 TTD |
| Pixel 8 Pro | EUR 635 / $4,970 TTD |
| Pixel 9 | EUR 635 / $4,970 TTD |
| Pixel 9 Pro | EUR 737 / $5,768 TTD |
| Pixel 9 Pro XL | EUR 839 / $6,567 TTD |
Worldwide Flat Shipping: EUR 34 / $266 TTD (non-sanctioned destinations).
2. Network Privacy & Hardware Hotspots
- GL.iNet Mudi v2 Portable Privacy Router: EUR 51 / $399 TTD above base hardware. Tor-over-VPN and WireGuard for all your portable devices. Ships with 1-year premium VPN pre-configured.
- OpenWRT Flashing Service (Your Router): EUR 170 / $1,331 TTD + base hardware. Send your model details in private chat first to verify compatibility.
3. WireGuard VPN (Self-Operated)
Paid in crypto with no email required.
- Monthly: $10/mo
- 6 Months: $30
- Annual: $60/yr (includes 2 months free)
4. VPS (Exit-the-Cloud Servers)
- Small (S): 1 vCPU / 2GB RAM / 40GB SSD — $10/mo
- Medium (M): 2 vCPU / 4GB RAM / 80GB SSD — $18/mo
- Large (L): 4 vCPU / 8GB RAM / 160GB SSD — $30/mo
5. Nostr & Tor Relay Hosting
- Private Nostr Relay: Private write access + NIP-05 domain — $8/mo
- Community Relay Sponsorship: From $5/mo
- Tor Middle-Relay Hosting: $10/mo (Middle/Guard relays only; no exit nodes)
6. LNbits Instances
- Starter ($10/mo): 3 wallets, core extensions, 100k-sat invoice cap, daily backups, 99.5% uptime.
- Standard ($18/mo): 10 wallets, full extensions, 1M-sat cap, hourly backups.
- Dedicated Node ($50/mo): LNbits on a dedicated node with zero caps.
- ZapStack Bundle ($24/mo): Standard LNbits + Private Nostr Relay.
7. eSIM Data Packs
One-off travel data packs starting at $5 (EU, US, Asia, and Global). QR delivered via chat in minutes with no paperwork or accounts.
8. UK Number Rental (SMS)
- 3 Months: $12 ($4.00/mo)
- 12 Months: $44 + 1 bonus month ($3.38/mo effective)
Unlimited inbound SMS. Delivered via custom inbox link or directly to SimpleX. Messages auto-purge after 72 hours.
9. Hardware & Service Bundles
- The Sovereign Stack ($79/mo): Annual VPN + VPS M + LNbits Standard.
- The Zap Stack ($24/mo): LNbits Standard + Nostr Relay.
- The Off-Grid Pair: Pixel 8a + Mudi v2 (Quoted in private chat based on monthly hardware rates).
EPayment Methods in Detail
Every product and service on this page can be paid in BTC (Lightning or on-chain), XMR, ZEC, or ARRR. Pick the one that matches your threat model.
| If you want… | Pay with |
|---|---|
| Speed and low fees | BTC over Lightning |
| Maximum sender privacy | XMR (Monero) |
| Shielded transactions on a well-audited chain | ZEC (z→z only) |
| A chain with no transparent transactions at all | ARRR (Pirate Chain) |
Privacy note: On-chain BTC is a public ledger. If you want your purchase unlinkable to you, use Lightning, XMR, shielded ZEC, or ARRR.
No identity, ever: We do not ask for ID, we do not run KYC, and we do not accept card, bank, or PayPal payments. If someone claiming to be us asks for one of those, it is a scam.
Support & Inquiries
Open a direct chat inside our SimpleX group for support. Average response time is ~15 minutes during business hours.
https://smp8.simplex.im/g#p_BfqM4ar91ZQawG8YTUIhxJ92BDMpJrGBL2miHpe3c